((real sorry dudes and dudes but i’m afraid this blog’s gonna have to go on another hiatus
or half-hiatus i guess
i’m goin through some shit right now and runnin an ask blog is kind of hard at the moment, but i’ll try to answer stuff when i can!
kisses you all, floats away in to the abyss))
YES I AM PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS DRESSED LIKE THIS.
THE ONLY EXCEPTIONS ARE:
AT NOON WHEN I WEAR PANTS FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE THAT’S USUALLY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE MANSION BITCHES ABOUT IT THE MOST.
WHENEVER I GO OUT TO GET CHICKS I ACTUALLY WEAR NICE SHIT. MY SUIT DOESN’T COUNT AS NICE SHIT.
WHENEVER I GO OUT WITH EVERYONE ELSE AND SET SHIT ON FIRE OR ROB SHIT. THAT’S WHEN I WEAR MY SUIT.
ALSO IF IT’S COLD FOR SOME REASON I WEAR A SWEATER.
YES I HAVE AS MANY SWEATERS AS I DO SHOES AND RAINBOW BOXERS.
THAT’S THE END OF THAT.
I DUNNO WHY THEY DIDN’T CUT IT OFF THOUGH.
I THINK IT’S TOO LATE TO DO IT BECAUSE NOW I CAN WIGGLE IT AND SHIT AND THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING COOL.
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME. I JUST WANNA TOUCH YOUR TAIL among other things
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BECAUSE YOU’RE A BITCH
STOP TRYING TO TOUCH MY DICK
I WILL NOT ANSWER THIS WITH A PICTURE BECAUSE IT’S MORE TEXT THAN BUTT PHOTOS.
PLEASE FILL OUT THIS FORM IF YOU’D LIKE TO TOUCH MY DANGLE SO THAT I MAY DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE WORTHY OF IT:
1. ARE YOU A WOMAN
2. HOW OLD ARE YOU
3. HOW AWESOME IS YOUR BOOTY ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 WITH 1 BEING…
1. IDK man. Are you?
2. All of the ages
3. My butt is not a number, thank you very much, it is a butt. You’re not very smart.
4. Because I already am. I started when you weren’t looking.ok what do i win
NOTHING BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND EVEN IF I DIDN’T I WOULDN’T LET YOU
BECAUSE YOU’RE A BITCH
YEAH.
